Why black women should date white men
I came across a post about why black men prefer white women today. I read it and was not amused (it was meant to be funny apparently). I wondered if the men would find it as funny if I wrote some as offensive reasons to date white men instead of black men. Probably not, but here you go! Their list is on top and mine is right under in italics.
10. White girls can get their hair wet. It’s summer time. Who wants to be at the pool with a girl who’s only concern is not getting her weave wet. White girls just jump in the pool without any care.
White guys will understand that you don’t want to go in the pool and take you somewhere that you want to be.
09. White girls don’t talk back. Put a little aggression in your voice and she will do whatever you say. That doesn’t fly with “other races” though. They wanna fight. Always.
White guys won’t aggressively try to dictate our lives or beat us when we decide to execute our free will.
08. It’s easier introducing them to your family/friends. “Everyone, this is Amber.” is WAY easier on the ears than, “Everyone, this is Shaniqua.” Just saying.
It’s easier to introduce your family to a suit wearing doctor/lawyer named Peter than to Jamal the drug dealer that has his pants hanging off his butt.
07. White girls have WAY less restrictions in the bedroom than “other races.” You can basically do whatever, wherever with them. And they’ll smile through it all.
White guys will respect our limitations and won’t force us to do whatever/whenever just for their pleasure.
06. White girls aren’t looking to be in a rap video. Meaning when y’all go out, she’s not looking for you to “buy out the bar” and “light the club up with sparklers.” She doesn’t care about any of that shit. She just wants her drinks and music.
White guys aren’t looking to live like rappers/ballers. They won’t go clubbing every weekend, spending 500 dollars on one bottle of Rose trying to be like Rick Ross when they barely make 500 a paycheck. They’ll live within their means.
05. White girls have no problem spoiling their men with gifts. The LOVE that shit! It’s an ego boost for them. (See Kim Kardashian’s birthday present to Kanye? Ok then.)
White guys have no problem problem spending money on their women because they can actually afford to.
04. White girls don’t give you as many headaches as “other races.” There’s no nagging, complaining, and other annoying ass behavior. No running through your phone and wanting to know who “such and such” is.
White guys don’t give you as many headaches as BLACK GUYS. There is no wondering when he’ll get a job. No hoping that he comes home at night. No need to worry about child support checks because he actually married you and is still in your life.
03. White girls cater to and love to take care of their men. Cooking? No problem. Cleaning? No problem. Anything else you want? No problem.
White guys pull their fair share in the household. You can’t cook that day? Guess what he cooked! You’re cleaning? Well he’s helping. You need him there? You guessed it! he’s there! why? because he realizes that you’re in a relationship and you’re not his personal maid.
02. You ever receive head from a white girl? I rest my case.
White men actually give head to girls. (black men think they’re too good but they expect you to)
Which all really sums up my number 1 reason n*ggas prefer white women:
01. White girls are just more FUN. There’s no other way to put it. If you just want to have fun without any of the negative shit, get you a white girl.
White guys are just more STABLE! There’s not other way to put it. They won’t run at any sign of commitment. They won’t knock you up and leave. They won’t expect you to be there at their worse and then dump you for another race as soon as they make it. So if you want to participate in a stable and reliable relationship, get you a white man.